Chapter 1: I'm Blessed In Disguise
I am Garv Ahuja, 19, a CA student, Intern at one of the largest auditing and consulting biggies, proud Dipsite,proud mamma's boy,dancer artist...... and perfectly ugly .
I am the perfect example of how no body's perfect. I am brought up in a perfect patriarch family.My maa had to quit her masters in chemistry for household chores and my dad is amrish puri of DDLJ and the only thing good about it is the fact that someday I'm sure he'll say.... Jaa Simran Jaa Jee Le apni Zindagi.
He is such a boss that he didnot let me scroll the power windows of his sparkling sedan for almost 6 months so that it didn't catch dust.
SICK.........!!!!
Well my habit of cribbing is not alien to other fellow middleclass growing children. It is in our genes.
On the other hand you must meet Ahaana Mallick , my childhood crush.
She is golden wax chiseled to a 5'7" tall mannequin . She has the best kissable pout , the best nose bridge , d fullest twins on the ribcage , the curviest packs on the lower end of the back.
We were classmates when kids and I am fascinated by her, well everybody is, but she IS JUST NOT THAT INTO ME. You know why.
I have girls all around me. Be it two of my best friends or elder sisters.
MY BEST FRIENDS.
Ankur Bhatia , Sana Mehra and Abha Joon are the only blessings in disguise that god had for me.
Sana is a brainee , LSR Eco hns. student , School Topper , Cultured , Gorgeous , owner of a beautiful mane and STILL NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.
Well under the urge of getting a girlfriend while the rest basked in a similar glory , I commited the mistake of asking Sana to be my girlfriend . I'll share it later Abha is dying for attention.
Abha is the carefree , extremely lucky , daughter of an IAS Officer , RICH , wild party animal , JMC Bcom hns. student . Every adjective I have used for her is described best by its successor.
All three of us go out to party and discuss how our "READY TO DIE SINGLE" group will get to experience the solace of companionship.
Yaa... so now the limelight comes on Ankur.
Ankur is also my colleague at office. What bonds us truly is the PURE PUNJABI attitude we share. Well to complete it Ankur is the macho with brains , Merit holder in Senior Secondary , AIR 18 in foundation CA, AIR 37 in Intermediate CA and continuing hopefully.
He is such a champ , he even beats my grandmom at snoring.
What else does one look out while searching for a brother. RAW Punjabi to compliment your nature.
Ankur has asked me to go ahead and ask out Ahaana immediately, but I accept that I am a FATTU.
Well according to Sana and Abha's good girlie instincts Ahaana wants me to pamper her more , which my wallet wouldn't allow because Ahaana is already pampered to the core by her parents . She is their only offspring and to impress her I would have to beat her parents at it . So I leave everything to destiny. I'm satisfied in the rare interactions on facebook .
Well it is my birthday tomorrow and I hope Ahaana wishes me.
Mohammad Danish
